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S'up cucks...
It's that time again, banning of tards. We have had a bit going on in the lead up to Christmas, so in true
ASX_Bets fashion lets dive straight in with absolutely zero DD....
UPDATES
- According to the reddit recap,
ASX_Bets grew 17% this year. How odd that the sum total of all our collective red is green....
- The
dog race is coming into the last bend and, well, lets be honest some of these fuckers never made it out of the gate.
u/FameLuck is counting down the hours till the end of this madness, only belatedly realizing the amount of work it actually takes to get shit done around here.
-
Rusty Rake Capital got to
their goal of 80K, with
u/Particular_Love_8811 avoiding a carroting..
-
u/Newfie35 gave us all a
rundown of the Pilbara Minerals CEO and acquired themselves a paddlin in the process for using alts to talk to... Nobody really.....
-
u/throw23w55443h (
fuck your username is a bitch to type out) has come good on their
donation pledge. Fantastic work though, this stuff warms the cockles and all that...
NEW BETS
- We will kick of the new business with a strange one. As far as I can tell,
u/catch-10110 is
getting banned after this failed bet, with
u/TrampSwaps taking the
other side. But then
u/anomaly256 jumped in and
got themselves banned as well but backing an unwinnable bet. Anyhow, I'm just going to ban everyone and see what happens..
- In the thick of the betting action,
u/catch-10110 made
multiple bets on RNU red days, winning each one.
-
ASX_Bets OG
u/rhythm34 has made a bet on a
TLG announcement coming through by Friday 2nd or 2 weeks in the sin-bin. That looks like a win for the Silver spoon owl, nicely done.
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u/Technical_Shower_157 says the bones tell them PLS will close at $5.27 on the 23/12 or they will have a
month off -
u/Crumpy88 has
successfully predicted the LRS jorc announcement, good work spawner.
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u/Sufficient_Guess2732 claims that CXO bottom is in and the stonk will
not dip below $1.35 for December or a month ban.
-
u/kervio said PLS will make it to the ASX 50 or by Friday December 2nd or a
couple of weeks in the hole. Thats a big win for our resident food connoisseur.
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u/a380-king says NHC will touch $6.90 before Christmas or a month in the
hole -
u/Awesomise says ECT to stay below $0.03 anytime between now and 01/02/2023 or a
3 month ban.
- the red scourge,
u/ChZakalwe made a bet on
china lockdowns and had a win, but I'm highly suspicious of insider trading here...
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u/Bl4ckhamm3r has put up a bet on
LRS, stating that if its 50c by Christmas next year or a perma ban and $10,000 to charity. $10,000 to charity anyway if it hits 50c before that.
- Late bloomer in the betting scene this week is
u/UncleChunkz, claiming the Waka will be down at 15c by Chrissy or a
2 week holiday,
u/PowerBottomBear92 is taking the
contrarian side.
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u/BuiltDifferant wants in on the action too, claiming that our yankee comrades will close the S&P 500 at 3960 or above on
thursday evening/friday morning/yankee thursday etc.. or they will submit to plucky for a month of cuckolding. Unfortunately for plucky, the yanks ran green...
- No stranger to the gambling scene,
u/Rosencrantz1710 says the ASX closes
green today or its kudo's until next year.
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u/yothuyindi is on the red stuff, claiming that Copper to outperform iron ore and DDH to provide better returns than IVZ from now til end of Jan or
1 month ban - And they just keep coming, this time
u/Moon-Runner reckons IVZ will be Fridays most mentioned stonk or they will offer themselves up as tribute for a
1 week ban.
u/TrampSwaps is again taking the
contrarian side.
BANS
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u/yippikiyayay had a bet running that SYA exceeds 40c by the 1/12 or
a one month ban, that's a paddin...
- -
u/dancingbeavers has made a
multi bet on
LKE betting $1.5 by end of October and $2 by Christmas or two month ban. They have already cooked themselves on leg 1, lets see if leg 2 yields some further punishment...
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u/BillyZaneTrain was looking to IXR to create some goal achievement in their life. They claim the sub darling will touch
10c by November 30th , turns out the achievement is a month in the banned lands...
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u/mezdawg69 has bet
2 weeks IVZ will drop 10% on Monday and bounce back again on Tuesday. Ouch...
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u/maybethough reckoned QPM would be sub
10c by Wednesday 30thafter the big fall. Didn't come through so thats 2 weeks with plucky.
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u/RandomVanBloke bet the waka would
touch 50c by December 12th or a month in exile, enjoy the banned lands son.
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u/Joey333 has claimed the waka will hold green or its a
weeks ban. Ouch, see you in plucky-ville, or is it plucky will be in you?
- All you fuckers from
last time, you're all banned.
- All you fuckers who lost above, you're all banned too..
Now, a word to the pending doomed. We have a fuck-ton of bets coming due either by Christmas or New years, so the final bans post for the year will be Friday, December 30th. Till then lovelies....
TLDR: Νιώθω σαν την Όπρα, παίρνεις απαγόρευση, παίρνεις απαγόρευση..
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